Back to making myself a better, happier person, today's tip in the Self One-Month Makeover is...(drumroll please)

Day Five: Play With a Puppy!

Luckily, my mother-in-law has a brand new puppy and I was able to play with the puppy when I was delivering her soup for Day Three's requirement. Cricket is currently four pounds and fits in one of my hands. Cricket would very much like to lick my face off. In fact, when I walk in the door, Cricket basically loses her shit and goes ass-over-teakettle trying to run as fast as possible to the door on her two inch legs. So play with a puppy? If I must! And I have to say, upon leaving, my entire face sticky with puppy saliva, I determined that this is absolutely the best makeover I've ever done! Two thumbs up. Bring on Day Six! I hope it's a declaration that I must go eat a bunch of fudge or buy myself a new purse. —Weetabix